[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 6
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 10
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 15
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 20
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 27
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.










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Talpa: Meet with the LDC and make sure the MRI gets URPED when the RFIT gets NERKED to the ORCAT. If you have any questions, I dont have time for that sort of thing.
Dais (clenching fists): I renew my vow to lure you into a deadly accident.
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Talpa: Meet with the LDC and make sure the MRI gets URPED when the RFIT gets NERKED to the ORCAT. If you have any questions, I dont have time for that sort of thing.
Dais (clenching fists): I renew my vow to lure you into a deadly accident.
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Talpa: Meet with the LDC and make sure the MRI gets URPED when the RFIT gets NERKED to the ORCAT. If you have any questions, I dont have time for that sort of thing.
Dais (clenching fists): I renew my vow to lure you into a deadly accident.
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